{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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Jordan McCloud is an American football quarterback. He previously played college football for the South Florida Bulls, Arizona Wildcats, James Madison Dukes, and Texas State Bobcats.
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