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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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